Thursday, November 5, 2009

Plan B How Much Dies It Cost

Children from Gaza on a visit to Maribor














children arrived in Slovenia in the context of humanitarian action President Danilo Türk, London and visited the newly established at the initiative of the Arab Society for culture, understanding and dialogue Rozana (http://www.rozana.si/ ). It is for children who were victims of January's Israeli offensive in Gaza and in Slovenia spend a month of rehabilitation ...

lp,
Sami

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Getting Married Brazillian Wax

On the road to madness

What you'll read below is a true record of the meeting held today in my factory, nothing has been invented, although I admit that is an open mockery, for they are proud of myself:

* Starts ....
* Index which was discussed at the previous meeting of 2 days.
* Prco submitted report about going to America. It is at least a brief ..
* We have reviewed how much he makes money, for some reason my client is not listed, I have no idea why ...



* Aunt piss something about something ... poorly kontam what ... but here, I started meeting, but the third in the last 4 hours ...
* Then the bag Salts took the microphone to explain to us what will happen to IT development in the rest of this year ...
* bag Salt buckle your comp for 5 minutes. When it was finally nakopčao to the projector, viewing your Inbox another two minutes, all silent and waiting .. crazy square progression ...
* aunt let him slide, half-minute mark where it fell slide, press F5 more, please, be through with it while we are still youthful.
* First slide the cleverly laid a big picture of an imaginary boingovog jumbo jet with the logo of our beloved company, stand for 2 minutes until the bag farts into a microphone about something like Mario Gala Vikom ...
* When he finally turned his slide shows something only him and the other Jedi clearly, that is ... Specifically, the story a lot, waving his hands full, the screen is full color, red circles, blue squares, like the tropical parrot ukenj'o the middle of the screen, all looking at the performance of the magician waiting when the white dove to the sleeve PRHN ..
* Golub arrived, Sack asks if you know what means the six-abbreviation of our main tools, no one knows, which he triumphantly recite by heart the lessons words literally - mean nothing ... ie .. mean it, master Jodi and Chewbacca, they speak the same language experts, so-called expert to expert ... you know ... But, he scored the goal, now has dropped the expert, as soon as know by heart abbreviations that nobody knows, it must be an expert .... And it stands for six letters, it's not some ordinary as 2 or 3, the CIA or something, 6 characters, no small thing ...
* Another beating the bag, a mortician (as I call it because I always wear a black suit) asks what is NAV data, this wise and expert responsible navigejšn dejte . For two-zero for the bag against the Empire neprosvijetljenih, is just the beginning of the first half of this two-hour "eternal derby" ...
* From 3 gravediggers who showed up, the middle I like a man sitting in silence, these are ok ... third undertaker who is now in a white shirt, no suits, inquiries are all sorts of things ... like when you bring a child to college, sit down to talk about it for example .. a progressive squaring, and then he stopped and said, "But uncle, it is the root, is this what the orange mama narenda in frutti di mare, which is good for the eyes?" .. Man dragged or wrong or the due to meet on aviation, and he deals with boats all my life ... see, this will be a meeting duuuuuug ..
* bag has finally admitted that our software no one uses, despite the development that has lasted for 3 years ...
* Developed the discussion, the burning flame in the main this is a familiarization gravedigger about what we do, people are not guilty, they have no idea about this ... fuck 'who sent them here ...
* middle of the first half, God willing, will soon ring ...
* Grobar jacket off, only now I see that the lost weight at least 10 pounds since he became head ...
* Of course, having no idea about aviation, mortician babble about other parts of the company and services, so that the uspjepšno managed all down to your level .. that is, when this topic is concerned, the number is approximately equal to zero. The meeting is actually aircraft training of middle management ...
* Since the bag is now sitting next to me, just noticing that he, once again proving his cunning and experience, the last slide, the image of a tropical island, so if there is a better cream for the top shit cake of a tropical scene, perhaps only that the image of a busty Brigitte Nielsen in the twilight, on a scale pathetic scenes to be used for presentation only gone by beauties from the eighties brought more points of palm trees and sunset.
* So far, the mortician razmahao but he knows how things stand and how things should be done. Oh, dear Joseph ... How much is just so far are specialized firms, operations, initiative failed because someone who knows nothing about the specifics of a branch operation attempted to apply some as in another branch, much less unconventional, it works successfully. I need a translation of those "not everyone's piss on the fence" in Japanese, if someone to translate ...
* Aunt persistently tries to speed up the meeting, to give him hope, but the mortician persistently asking questions. They are so basic that it is my boys well scratched his head as they remember the answer. While I am typing this, the bag really scratched his head so that his dandruff obijelila his shoulder. Ok, I am exaggerating, but I really see little ... And that, my aunt is my hero again, neighbor-guard at concentration camp and reputation and add a piece of bread, a new battery in a cave, a diamond mine at the bottom of soot ...
* Pretis .. Think how I feel, I think pretis best suits my physical state of resignation twilight sleep and awake ....
* goku-goku-goku-goku .... onomatopoeia drinking in Japanese ... to hear how the present and I I'm drowning in a nebula and laprdačini that shakes out the mortician thrown yellow teeth ... or is it a man-jaw, I'm not sure.
* brought to an end, but a meeting is planned to last for 2 hours, not before, so now some nonsense stretched endlessly has another 10 minutes until Rune Pedersen odvira not end.
* recalled one theme, so now it is to survive as Strawberry clover, but all are happy, we have the What to tell the next 10 minutes.
* 5 minutes left, referee look back at the clock ... očeuje the extension of the match due at helping Vrećinom ego, Pedersen extend at least 5 minutes, it must seem that we are good employees who can not get everything right to discuss and seek the extension classes to identify the material.
* I try to sleep, I got up at 4, and that they are slowly giving it clear that this should end .... 93. minute is already ....
* As, snoozing for a couple of minutes, and the commercial, typed this ... not twitch, damn them ..
* All are silent, završavamooooooo .... we l 'pobijed'li? Does it matter, it is important that we go from here ...
* frantic Frenchman recalled that we need some more crap to prežvaćemo .... which is it John Kukolj Kuki, allowing him to? I'll send it in Čvorović something, to little Elijah asked about the two, as they taught him ...
* The match lasted for 127 minutes ... and the corner flag was now exhausted ...
* End, the judge, my mommy you, the end ... hungry children home ... but it seems to be here and not playing until the end of a local favorite not placed the go ... ambiguous how wonderful the last two words ...
* Do not make a mockery of this writing, I really would svirnula ganglia at this meeting ... thanks ...
* 140th minute runs on the clock ... Justice then is there more? We will probably go to penalties?
* All quiet and no one starts a notable story, waiting for the drone that is to say that the finish. If no one, I'll have ....
I * I went, there were plenty of sponsors, 150 minutes, penalties Let's shoot like any father, I will not ...